December 2011
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Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
africans:
yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
When your mom kept on lecturing you.
You look at her and wish you can do this:
But you can’t because you know this will happen:
Click here for more laughs!
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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Omg, the ending of the Doctor Who Christmas...
When the Doctor goes back to the House of Pond.
HAPPY TEARS. SO MANY HAPPY TEARS.
HUMANY WUMANY HAPPY TEARS ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE.
Watching my little brother kick ass at black ops...
But now that that’s over, I think I’ll FINALLLY watch the Doctor Who Christmas special.
Finally.
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Not even gonna lie.
I really enjoy all the Marauder era hipster photo blogs.
Like, really enjoy them.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
mylittlehayley:
gelastic replied to your post: Gay people aren’t allowed to give blood where I…
yeah, they usually aren’t. because people are paranoid and think that all gay people are carrying aids, so they’re typically not allowed to give blood.
but if they had a HIV test and it came out clear then I don’t see the problem. I have to have Hepititis tests because of my piercings whenever I go
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“There are 5 songs on the radio right now that have the exact same chords and...”
– DJ White Shadow defending “Born This Way” and Lady Gaga
DJWS tames bitches.
(via kevinless)
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman. (via tattie)
(via pearldream)
I am really sick of constantly being blown off and lied to.
I'm a spoiled brat.
For Christmas this year my mom got me a Polaroid tablet, and my dad and stepmom got me an ipod touch.
SO MUCH NEW TECHNOLOGY, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.
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100newfears:
me learning how to pronounce
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